Millians, Inc.
25th January 2011
Noted expert in cartography, Native American tribal ceremonies, 18th century agrarian business principles and archaeology
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That was 90% gravity.
17th January 2011
Bob Belcher
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I am on a ladder. Stop shaking it. I feel like I shouldn’t have to say that.
5th January 2011
Meatwad
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Are we talkin’ ‘bout the same guy here? That don’t sound like Jerry at all. Now the Jerry I know, he took me to Merry Christmas…which is a strip club! Merry Triple-X-mas. You see what I’m sayin’? You see what I’m sayin’?
23rd December 2010
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Tim Lippe
(sotto voce)
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Two bags….super awesome.
3rd December 2010
Dr. Charles Montague
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Too much bondage. Too much bondage. Not enough discipline!
30th November 2010
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G.O.B.
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Nobody makes a fool of our family without my help.
3rd November 2010
Michael Bluth
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Nice instincts, son! Good reflexes!
1st November 2010
Jason Love
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Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
19th October 2010
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Michael Bluth
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Save it for the talk room, son.
4th October 2010
Carl (
Llamas with Hats
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Well, if you’ll excuse me, I have some pictures to delete from my computer…
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Coach McGuirk
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I don’t even know where I am right now, Your Honor.
10th September 2010
Charlie
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Now….what’s your bean situation?