Are we talkin’ ‘bout the same guy here? That don’t sound like Jerry at all. Now the Jerry I know, he took me to Merry Christmas…which is a strip club! Merry Triple-X-mas. You see what I’m sayin’? You see what I’m sayin’?
Too much bondage. Too much bondage. Not enough discipline!
Nobody makes a fool of our family without my help.
Nice instincts, son! Good reflexes!
Chocolate is an antidepressant, which is especially useful as you start to gain weight.
Save it for the talk room, son.
Well, if you’ll excuse me, I have some pictures to delete from my computer…
I don’t even know where I am right now, Your Honor.
Now….what’s your bean situation?
You shouldn’t eat mushrooms you find in the forest unless you’re a board-certified mycologist. Or some sort of Wood Elf.
I’m rarely one for moderation, but be careful not to over-pumice your heels.
Do you want ants?!? Because that’s how you get ants!
