You know, love is a happy time. All throughout the universe, it’s when the male part of the species goes to the female part of the species and says “Hey, you wanna go on a date?” and then she would say “What? Yes, I’d like to go on a date” if you’re lucky. And then you go to the restaurant, and she gets something called a salad. And then he gets a big piece of beef that he eats. And that to me, ladies and gentleman, is love. Kind of makes you cry doesn’t it?
Are we talkin’ ‘bout the same guy here? That don’t sound like Jerry at all. Now the Jerry I know, he took me to Merry Christmas…which is a strip club! Merry Triple-X-mas. You see what I’m sayin’? You see what I’m sayin’?
