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What I’d miss?

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Don’t do sphincter tightening exercises in my restaurant!

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One for three off the roof, bitch!

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Do whatever it takes to avoid an ingrown toenail. Even if it means hurting someone you love.

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The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

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Don't Mess with Thomas Magnum!

  • Archer: Cry havoc and let slip the hogs of war.
  • Lana: Dogs of war.
  • Archer: Whatever farm animal of war, Lana, shut up.
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They don’t allow you to have bees in here.

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Bombs, bombers, vulvas….you people are just ruining my trip.

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You know, love is a happy time. All throughout the universe, it’s when the male part of the species goes to the female part of the species and says “Hey, you wanna go on a date?” and then she would say “What? Yes, I’d like to go on a date” if you’re lucky. And then you go to the restaurant, and she gets something called a salad. And then he gets a big piece of beef that he eats. And that to me, ladies and gentleman, is love. Kind of makes you cry doesn’t it?

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See? How I let that just go by? Look at me. I am the perfect gentleman.

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That was 90% gravity.

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I am on a ladder. Stop shaking it. I feel like I shouldn’t have to say that.

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Are we talkin’ ‘bout the same guy here? That don’t sound like Jerry at all. Now the Jerry I know, he took me to Merry Christmas…which is a strip club! Merry Triple-X-mas. You see what I’m sayin’? You see what I’m sayin’?