You don’t eat someone because they don’t have heroin in their ass!
Charlie Kelly
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Posts tagged quote
Mar4
Feb5
The Shandy. Arch-nemesis of the hangover. Get inside me.
Archer Just the Tip of the Day (AJTTOTD)
Jan29
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
Sterling Archer
Jan21
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
Mitch Hedberg
Jan14
I’ll just regress, because I feel I’ve made myself perfectly redundant.
Charlie Kelly
Dec31
Le mieux est l’ennemi du bien. Et la vie est un cabaret.
Stephen Mallinder et all
Dec21
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
Mitch Hedberg
Nov23
Bones heal, chicks dig scars and the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!
Captain Lance Murdock
Nov10
Salad isn’t food. Salad is the promise that food will be arriving soon.
John Pinette
Oct23
A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die.
Max Planck
Oct8
You start putting plans under microscopes, and nothing’s gonna make sense!
Charlie
Oct1
Whatever, dude. Irrelevant.
Mac
Sep14
Thursday Can't Come Soon Enough
- Ari: Just go get the dog.
- Frank: I don't have the dog.
- Ari: So you've been in here tearing apart pillows and... pooping... on the floor?
- Frank: [long pause] Yes.
Sep1
Charlie, you’ve got a lot of balls, stealing my money. This shows leadership. I’m promoting you to management.
Frank Reynolds
Aug22
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Julius Henry Marx
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