I hope to god that was alcohol.
I have…no response to that.
Yeah, listen, we’d love to stand around and chat, but we’ve gotta sit down in the lobby and wait for the limo.
And a pot of coffee. Just like I like my women. Black. Bitter. Preferably fair trade.
Don’t worry about getting to your point. I’m going to live forever.
I’ll be out back. I’m going to find a tree to chop down.
What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.
When does the spell kick in?
*How* have we not been caught at this point?
That’s good, because I have waited my entire life to say this exact phrase: I am commandeering this airboat!
Goddamnit I don’t know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attack!
You just said a *lot* of bad words.
I think I have a touch of the consumption.
I believe that vampires are the world’s greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it.