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I hope to god that was alcohol.

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I have…no response to that.

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Yeah, listen, we’d love to stand around and chat, but we’ve gotta sit down in the lobby and wait for the limo.

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And a pot of coffee. Just like I like my women. Black. Bitter. Preferably fair trade.

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Don’t worry about getting to your point. I’m going to live forever.

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I’ll be out back. I’m going to find a tree to chop down.

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What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.

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When does the spell kick in?

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*How* have we not been caught at this point?

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That’s good, because I have waited my entire life to say this exact phrase: I am commandeering this airboat!

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Goddamnit I don’t know how to express myself unless through anger and personal attack!

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You just said a *lot* of bad words.

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I think I have a touch of the consumption.

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You want some insulin?

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I believe that vampires are the world’s greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it.