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When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
Mitch Hedberg
I’ll just regress, because I feel I’ve made myself perfectly redundant.
Charlie Kelly
Bones heal, chicks dig scars and the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!
Captain Lance Murdock
A new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die.
Max Planck
You start putting plans under microscopes, and nothing’s gonna make sense!
Charlie

Thursday Can't Come Soon Enough

  • Ari: Just go get the dog.
  • Frank: I don't have the dog.
  • Ari: So you've been in here tearing apart pillows and... pooping... on the floor?
  • Frank: [long pause] Yes.
Charlie, you’ve got a lot of balls, stealing my money. This shows leadership. I’m promoting you to management.
Frank Reynolds
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
Julius Henry Marx