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Olivia makes her runway debut at the PPP Spring Fashion Show. Hippie chic is the new heroin chic. Good…I think.

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The Millians at The Killing Polo Fields circa November 2010. It’s amazing what you can do in PhotoShop these days, but I still wish they’d add a Just For Men filter. And I’m pretty sure Mary is still working on a time machine to convince her October self that orange is not a good hair color.

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Great…my kid’s turned into Hand Banana.

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Mark my words…this will not end well.

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One of my favorite photos…I *love* that monkey hula dancer!

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The calm before the storm…

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Indoor Winter Wonderland. Or, at the very least, Indoor Pre-Vernal Equinox Display of a Few Presents in Front of a Wireframe LED Polar Bear.

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We could hardly hold the kids back this year. Such excitement!

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Piper refines her surgical technique while Olivia whispers to me that it’s probably not a bad idea to consider switching from Touch of Grey to Just for Men.

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Piper demonstrates where she would insert the microcannulas to lipo my fat face.

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Thanksgiving Weekend with the family. I asked Piper to stop using her hands to eat her cake. She’s quite literal.

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Each year gets a little easier…it only took 20 minutes to get Piper to stop crying this time.

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Do they have Just for Men for hipster doofuses?

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MINI on a mini lot. With a maxi price. Rats.