If I were in charge of Sugar Mountain, I’d call this thing the Magic Carpet, not Shaikh Muhammad ibn Yahya al-Tadifi al-Hanbali’s Qala’id-al-Jawahir’s Prayer Rug. Marketing 101, people!
I couldn’t find a single barker, much less a colored balloon. They shall be hearing from my lawyers.
Don’t cry, honey…the guys at Hair Club for Men said I’m still under warranty and they can probably fix this.
Olivia had her ice skating Christmas Festivus Holiday recital today. Cold. So, so cold. I’m pretty sure that’s her in front.
Sure, it’s all hugs and kisses for the photo, then bam, Kryptonite Krunch after I snap the shot.
