Mary ran as well. Notice the dramatic shift in the position of the sun. I don’t have my sextant nearby, but I’d say this was taken about 17:42 after my photo.
Publix Half Marathon, baby! Sure, it cost extra to have them add the “PROOF” stamp, but I think it adds an air of legitimacy. 1:56:16 chip time. Good for 1875th place, sadly. Kudos again to the good people at Hair Club for Men for such a fine product….so….lifelike.
If I were in charge of Sugar Mountain, I’d call this thing the Magic Carpet, not Shaikh Muhammad ibn Yahya al-Tadifi al-Hanbali’s Qala’id-al-Jawahir’s Prayer Rug. Marketing 101, people!
I couldn’t find a single barker, much less a colored balloon. They shall be hearing from my lawyers.
Don’t cry, honey…the guys at Hair Club for Men said I’m still under warranty and they can probably fix this.
