1. Mary Millians. Master Diver. Who violates the cardinal rule of underwater signaling. With impunity.

    Mary Millians. Master Diver. Who violates the cardinal rule of underwater signaling. With impunity.

     
  2. Jul 21st, 2010     photo
  3. Barracuda! Aighh! I think. They could be Elba sardines. Hard to tell without some kind of reference for size.

    Barracuda! Aighh! I think. They could be Elba sardines. Hard to tell without some kind of reference for size.

     
  4. Jul 21st, 2010     photo
  5. Uh, oh. Did I leave Alex home alone with the kids and go on a Mediterranean cruise and go diving off the coast of Elba? Oh, man, I think I did…

    Uh, oh. Did I leave Alex home alone with the kids and go on a Mediterranean cruise and go diving off the coast of Elba? Oh, man, I think I did…

     
  6. Jul 21st, 2010     photo
  7. Dear Buddha. Who the hell gave me a Chelsea Grin? Does anybody have any Advil? Is there a doctor plastic surgeon in the house?!?

    Dear Buddha. Who the hell gave me a Chelsea Grin? Does anybody have any Advil? Is there a doctor plastic surgeon in the house?!?

     
  8. Jul 18th, 2010     photo
  9. Olivia showing off her Hippo face tattoo. If the camera were panned 45° right.

    Olivia showing off her Hippo face tattoo. If the camera were panned 45° right.

     
  10. Jul 18th, 2010     photo
  11. Piper. Ice cream. Spoon. That is all.

    Piper. Ice cream. Spoon. That is all.

     
  12. Jul 18th, 2010     photo
  13. Summer of 42. Because this is me (on my way to join the Lollipop Guild, it appears), it’s summer, and I am today 42. Ugh.

    Summer of 42. Because this is me (on my way to join the Lollipop Guild, it appears), it’s summer, and I am today 42. Ugh.

     
  14. Jul 7th, 2010     photo
  15. That’s the saddest pony I’ve ever seen. Probably the starting point for my irrational fear of horses.

    That’s the saddest pony I’ve ever seen. Probably the starting point for my irrational fear of horses.

     
  16. Jul 1st, 2010     photo
  17. Murray tractor. Saddle oxfords. Zither. That’s how I roll.

    Murray tractor. Saddle oxfords. Zither. That’s how I roll.

     
  18. Jun 23rd, 2010     photo
  19. OK, on three, Davis, you look down to the right. Yes, your right. Olivia, you stare at Piper. Dad, you look at the ground. Piper, throw yourself to the ground. Margaret, you look right at the camera. All-right. One. Two. Five. Three!

    OK, on three, Davis, you look down to the right. Yes, your right. Olivia, you stare at Piper. Dad, you look at the ground. Piper, throw yourself to the ground. Margaret, you look right at the camera. All-right. One. Two. Five. Three!

     
  20. Jun 20th, 2010     photo
  21. Outdoor potty training + P.F. Chang’s = FAIL.

    Outdoor potty training + P.F. Chang’s = FAIL.

     
  22. Jun 20th, 2010     photo
  23. Jeez dad, I’m fine. I’m fine. I’m just having a little drinkee poo with the bear. Hic.

    Jeez dad, I’m fine. I’m fine. I’m just having a little drinkee poo with the bear. Hic.

     
  24. Jun 6th, 2010     photo
  25. Yeah, that’s a bow in my head. I like bows. You got a problem with that?!?

    Yeah, that’s a bow in my head. I like bows. You got a problem with that?!?

     
  26. Jun 6th, 2010     photo
  27. Yep, this pretty much sums up our vacation…

    Yep, this pretty much sums up our vacation…

     
  28. May 29th, 2010     photo
  29. Peachtree Presbyterian Preschool Daddy Day 2010. Olivia and me. Dear Buddha, why can’t Adobe make liquify work on chins without warping your kids head?!?

    Peachtree Presbyterian Preschool Daddy Day 2010. Olivia and me. Dear Buddha, why can’t Adobe make liquify work on chins without warping your kids head?!?

     
  30. Apr 24th, 2010     photo