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I told Mary to get Little Einsteins…Little Einstein isn’t helping much.

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Angry Pickle Lectures Smoking Whale by Olivia Millians

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We should probably monitor cough syrup consumption more closely.

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Ante Up from M.O.P. covered by Bert & Ernie

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Say what you will, but those guys at Hair Club for Men know their stuff.

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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.

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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.

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Piper’s views on gas prices are made known.

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Poochie’s dramatic look. Take that, gopher prairie dog varmint!

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Last time we go to Disney Guantanamoland, I can tell you that.

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Mary and cousin Carol comfort Olivia after stapling a hat to her head.

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Mary, practicing for her Underwater “What’s 2+3?” Certification.

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The Castle Aggh. Our quest is at an end.

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Notice how easily we went from our 30s to our 70s.

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Mary dressed up for our trip to the balcony.