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Piper kickin it old school in her Amish Bugaboo.

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Daddy Day at school. Or Daughter Day at work. Hard to tell.

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I can haz more snows?

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Olivia prepares to launch Piper into a low earth orbit.

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The weird thing is that those aren’t even her hands.

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If college isn’t your thing, there’s always Burger King.

A VIDEO

Happy 2008 from The Millians Family. HD version here.

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Charlie snapping a pic, en route to see his good friend, the floor.

A VIDEO

The 3rd Anniversary of the 5th Anniversary Video. Redux. HD version here.

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Olivia works her ANTM pose, while Piper shoots us the bird. So proud.

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Hay. If it’s good enough for horses, it’s good enough for my kids.

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Happy Father’s Day, dad. Someecards.

A VIDEO

Bow your heads and pretend to be serious. Do it or I’ll bow ‘em for ya!

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I hope Boston can see this, because I’m doing it as hard as I can.

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My children respect and obey me.