Making yesterday’s tomorrow. Today. Millians, Inc. is a wholly-owned subsidiary of Amalgamated Spats, itself a holy-owned branch of The Vatican. Copyright 1492-2010. Caveat lector.Tumblr (3.0; @milliansinc)http://milliansinc.com/“I’m rarely one for moderation, but be careful not to over-pumice your heels.” -...http://milliansinc.com/post/861154975http://milliansinc.com/post/861154975Mon, 26 Jul 2010 06:05:00 -0400quote Baby Love / Mother’s Finest Rollin’ Home Alone / Jason Lytle In Between /...http://milliansinc.com/post/861142951http://milliansinc.com/post/861142951Sun, 25 Jul 2010 23:59:00 -0400music<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5wnoiEp6G1qznp1wo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Mary Millians. Master Diver. Who violates the cardinal rule of underwater signaling. With impunity.</p>http://milliansinc.com/post/840421439http://milliansinc.com/post/840421439Wed, 21 Jul 2010 07:24:18 -0400photo<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5wnls9FsN1qznp1wo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Barracuda! Aighh! I think. They could be Elba sardines. Hard to tell without some kind of reference for size.</p>http://milliansinc.com/post/840417218http://milliansinc.com/post/840417218Wed, 21 Jul 2010 07:22:40 -0400photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5wnhqb7G41qznp1wo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Uh, oh. Did I leave Alex home alone with the kids and go on a Mediterranean cruise and go diving off the coast of Elba? Oh, man, I think I did…</p>http://milliansinc.com/post/840411295http://milliansinc.com/post/840411295Wed, 21 Jul 2010 07:20:14 -0400photo Don’t Ask Me To Choose / Fine Young Cannibals There She Goes / Babyshambles Agenda Suicide...http://milliansinc.com/post/831702304http://milliansinc.com/post/831702304Sun, 18 Jul 2010 23:59:00 -0400music<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5rw87Go461qznp1wo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dear Buddha. Who the hell gave me a Chelsea Grin? Does anybody have any Advil? Is there a <strike>doctor</strike> plastic surgeon in the house?!?</p>http://milliansinc.com/post/829182057http://milliansinc.com/post/829182057Sun, 18 Jul 2010 17:40:00 -0400photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5rw3lAso01qznp1wo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Olivia showing off her Hippo face tattoo. If the camera were panned 45° right.</p>http://milliansinc.com/post/829173177http://milliansinc.com/post/829173177Sun, 18 Jul 2010 17:38:09 -0400photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5rw0nt48z1qznp1wo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Piper. Ice cream. Spoon. That is all.</p>http://milliansinc.com/post/829166954http://milliansinc.com/post/829166954Sun, 18 Jul 2010 17:36:23 -0400photo Pass You By / Gillian Welch Find The River / R.E.M. Into Dust / Mazzy Star Friends / Gary Numan...http://milliansinc.com/post/801995151http://milliansinc.com/post/801995151Sun, 11 Jul 2010 23:59:00 -0400music“Do you want ants?!? Because that’s how you get ants!” - Malory Archerhttp://milliansinc.com/post/829264180http://milliansinc.com/post/829264180Fri, 09 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0400quote<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5szlm7TR71qznp1wo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Summer of 42. Because this is me (on my way to join the Lollipop Guild, it appears), it’s summer, and I am today 42. Ugh.</p>http://milliansinc.com/post/831752614http://milliansinc.com/post/831752614Wed, 07 Jul 2010 08:00:00 -0400photo Bring It Home (feat. Alice Russell) / The Bamboos True Affection / The Blow We Are The Ones /...http://milliansinc.com/post/773024302http://milliansinc.com/post/773024302Sun, 04 Jul 2010 23:59:00 -0400music<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5sz83YML31qznp1wo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That’s the saddest pony I’ve ever seen. Probably the starting point for my irrational fear of horses.</p>http://milliansinc.com/post/831733345http://milliansinc.com/post/831733345Thu, 01 Jul 2010 06:00:00 -0400photo L’estasi dell’oro / Ennio Morricone Dreaming of the Plum Trees / White...http://milliansinc.com/post/745143642http://milliansinc.com/post/745143642Sun, 27 Jun 2010 23:59:00 -0400music<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5sz1cIWfO1qznp1wo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Murray tractor. Saddle oxfords. Zither. That’s how I roll.</p>http://milliansinc.com/post/831723880http://milliansinc.com/post/831723880Wed, 23 Jun 2010 07:00:00 -0400photo Polynomial-C / Aphex Twin Panoramic View / Cordy Lon Don’t Look Back / Alex...http://milliansinc.com/post/721137938http://milliansinc.com/post/721137938Sun, 20 Jun 2010 23:59:00 -0400music<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4dc32NoCR1qznp1wo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>OK, on three, Davis, you look down to the right. Yes, your right. Olivia, you stare at Piper. Dad, you look at the ground. Piper, throw yourself to the ground. Margaret, you look right at the camera. All-right. One. Two. <strike>Five</strike>. Three!</p>http://milliansinc.com/post/721990038http://milliansinc.com/post/721990038Sun, 20 Jun 2010 18:01:00 -0400photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4dbj3p9Rh1qznp1wo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Outdoor potty training + P.F. Chang’s = FAIL.</p>http://milliansinc.com/post/721963672http://milliansinc.com/post/721963672Sun, 20 Jun 2010 18:00:00 -0400photo“Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!” - Homer J. Simpson,...http://milliansinc.com/post/718744034http://milliansinc.com/post/718744034Sun, 20 Jun 2010 12:23:32 -0400quote