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This Alphabet in Music, The I’s (Have It)

  1. According to Plan / I Love You But I’ve Chosen Darkness
  2. Take It All In / INDECISION
  3. I Won’t Stand / Insane Jane
  4. Johnson’s Aeroplane / INXS
  5. Belated Promise Ring / Iron & Wine
  6. Jen, Nothing Matters To Me / Irving
  7. Don’t Let Go / Isaac Hayes
  8. Where There’s a Will, There’s a Whalebone / Islands
  9. Somewhere Over the Rainbow / Israel Kamakawiwo’ole
  10. Kite (Cover) / Ivy

I’ll just regress, because I feel I’ve made myself perfectly redundant.
Charlie Kelly

This Alphabet in Music, The H’s

  1. Sabotage / Halcyon
  2. Step On / Happy Mondays
  3. Shiny Shiny / Haysi Fantayzee
  4. Let Me Go / Heaven 17
  5. Now That We Found Love / Heavy D & The Boyz
  6. Ssshhhh / Hess Is More
  7. Celebrity Skin / Hole
  8. Violet / Hole
  9. Tojo / Hoodoo Gurus
  10. Don’t Want to Know If You Are Lonely / Hüsker Dü

The Millians Go Skiing, 2010 Style

Well, most of The Millians. Piper didn’t make the cut. Mary researched things and really missed the mark on this one. Vital details: Sugar Mountain, -2° up top, snow drift in our living room, neck goiters gaiters rock, Olivia cried, bad Chinese food, Olivia stopped crying and hit the slopes, Bogner still fits.

Wondering where to buy $150 tire chains at 6pm in a small town? There’s an app for that.

Wondering where to buy $150 tire chains at 6pm in a small town? There’s an app for that.

Mary watches her kick-ass husband take advantage of the ski in/ski out chalet condo Motel 6. That, or Bigfoot has learned to ski.

Mary watches her kick-ass husband take advantage of the ski in/ski out chalet condo Motel 6. That, or Bigfoot has learned to ski.

Olivia and Mary on the bunny slope. Mary was still a bit winded from writhing on the ground for 3 minutes after she fell exiting the people mover.

Olivia and Mary on the bunny slope. Mary was still a bit winded from writhing on the ground for 3 minutes after she fell exiting the people mover.

Alex, rocking the hell of out his dad’s disco vintage Bogner onesie singlet ski suit. Take *that*, Roger Moore circa 1977!

Alex, rocking the hell of out his dad’s disco vintage Bogner onesie singlet ski suit. Take *that*, Roger Moore circa 1977!

Mary, sporting her new ski goggles, the ones that replaced the ones she left at home. If you’re going to have one pair of goggles, better make it two, I always say.

Mary, sporting her new ski goggles, the ones that replaced the ones she left at home. If you’re going to have one pair of goggles, better make it two, I always say.

This Alphabet in Music, The G’s

  1. Burn Rubber / The Gap Band
  2. Mad World / Gary Jules with Michael Andrews
  3. Down in the Park / Gary Numan & Tubeway Army
  4. Going On / Gnarls Barkley
  5. No More Love / God Lives Underwater
  6. Lovley Head / Goldfrapp
  7. Houses / Great Northern
  8. Days Go On / Greg Laswell
  9. Country Club Gun / Guadalcanal Diary
  10. Trains to Brazil / Guillemots

Piper’s 2009-10 school pic. Miss Porter’s School for Grumpy Little Ladies with Low Thresholds for Photographic Posing Pain. Star student, I’m afraid.

Piper’s 2009-10 school pic. Miss Porter’s School for Grumpy Little Ladies with Low Thresholds for Photographic Posing Pain. Star student, I’m afraid.

Olivia’s 2009-10 school pic. Mary decided it best she look like an extra for the penultimate episode of Mad Men, Season 3.

Olivia’s 2009-10 school pic. Mary decided it best she look like an extra for the penultimate episode of Mad Men, Season 3.