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This Alphabet in Music, The K's

  1. Babooshka / Kate Bush
  2. Kaleidoscope Machine / Katie Costello
  3. Kids In America / Kim Wilde
  4. Back Street Lust feat. Diesler / Kinny
  5. Smiling / Kitchens Of Distinction
  6. One Hit / The Knife
  7. I Beg Your Pardon / Kon Kan
  8. She Moves In Her Own Way / The Kooks
  9. Baby / Koop
  10. Suddenly I See (Live) / KT Tunstall

This Alphabet in Music, The J's (Part 2)

  1. (I Love It When You) Call Me Names / Joan Armatrading
  2. Hard Times Don’t Bother Me / Joe Higgs
  3. Party Weekend / Joe “King” Carrasco & The Crowns
  4. Resonate / John Brown’s Body
  5. Spiral / John Coltrane
  6. Both Sides Now (Live) / Joni Mitchell
  7. She’s Lost Control / Joy Division
  8. Love Will Tear Us Apart / Joy Division
  9. A Night Like This (Cover) / Julie Peel
  10. Quality Control / Jurassic 5

This Alphabet in Music, The J's (Part 1)

  1. Got My Favourite / Jack Peñate
  2. I Want You Back / The Jackson 5
  3. Absolute Beginners / The Jam
  4. Beat Surrender / The Jam
  5. Violet Stars Happy Hunting! (feat. the Skunks) / Janelle Monae
  6. Quiet Life / Japan
  7. Virtual Origami 2 / Japanese Telecom
  8. Led To The Sea / Jenny Owen Youngs
  9. A Sweet Summer’s Night On Hammer Hill / Jens Lekman
  10. Mama Said / Jevette

When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.
Mitch Hedberg

This Alphabet in Music, The I's (Have It)

  1. According to Plan / I Love You But I’ve Chosen Darkness
  2. Take It All In / INDECISION
  3. I Won’t Stand / Insane Jane
  4. Johnson’s Aeroplane / INXS
  5. Belated Promise Ring / Iron & Wine
  6. Jen, Nothing Matters To Me / Irving
  7. Don’t Let Go / Isaac Hayes
  8. Where There’s a Will, There’s a Whalebone / Islands
  9. Somewhere Over the Rainbow / Israel Kamakawiwo’ole
  10. Kite (Cover) / Ivy

This Alphabet in Music, The H's

  1. Sabotage / Halcyon
  2. Step On / Happy Mondays
  3. Shiny Shiny / Haysi Fantayzee
  4. Let Me Go / Heaven 17
  5. Now That We Found Love / Heavy D & The Boyz
  6. Ssshhhh / Hess Is More
  7. Celebrity Skin / Hole
  8. Violet / Hole
  9. Tojo / Hoodoo Gurus
  10. Don’t Want to Know If You Are Lonely / Hüsker Dü

The Millians Go Skiing, 2010 Style

Well, most of The Millians. Piper didn’t make the cut. Mary researched things and really missed the mark on this one. Vital details: Sugar Mountain, -2° up top, snow drift in our living room, neck goiters gaiters rock, Olivia cried, bad Chinese food, Olivia stopped crying and hit the slopes, Bogner still fits.

Wondering where to buy $150 tire chains at 6pm in a small town? There’s an app for that.

Wondering where to buy $150 tire chains at 6pm in a small town? There’s an app for that.

Mary watches her kick-ass husband take advantage of the ski in/ski out chalet condo Motel 6. That, or Bigfoot has learned to ski.

Mary watches her kick-ass husband take advantage of the ski in/ski out chalet condo Motel 6. That, or Bigfoot has learned to ski.

Olivia and Mary on the bunny slope. Mary was still a bit winded from writhing on the ground for 3 minutes after she fell exiting the people mover.

Olivia and Mary on the bunny slope. Mary was still a bit winded from writhing on the ground for 3 minutes after she fell exiting the people mover.