- Tonic / Michelle Malone
- The Fury / Middle Distance Runner
- King Of The Mountain / Midnight Oil
- Against the 70’s / Mike Watt
- On Green Dolphin Street / Miles Davis
- New Way to the Sun / The Montanas
- Disappointed / Morrisey
- Baby Love / Mother’s Finest
- Easy Love / MSTRKRFT
- Fall So Far / Murray Attaway
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Mar7
Mar4
You don’t eat someone because they don’t have heroin in their ass!
Mar1
I gotta get in shape now. Too much sittin’ is ruinin’ my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on, it will be fifty push-ups each morning, fifty pull-ups. There’ll be no more pills, there’ll be no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on, it will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair. Oh, sorry. Do you have a ladder, by chance?
Chilax, dad. It’s 5 o’clock somewhere, right? So top me off, old man!
Feb28
This Alphabet in Music, The M’s (Ma-Mg)
- Because / Madita
- Model Worker / Magazine
- Leader of the Pack / Mapei
- Just / Mark Ronson featuring Phantom Planet
- Echo Beach / Martha & The Muffins
- Valerie Loves Me / Material Issue
- Cutdown / Matt & Kim
- Backwater / Meat Puppets
- Who Will Comfort Me / Melody Gardot
- Kids / MGMT
Feb21
This Alphabet in Music, The L’s (Dos)
- Make Up With Me / Let’s Active
- Prey / Let’s Active
- I Feel Space / Lindstrøm
- Stuck on Repeat / Little Boots
- Supernova / Liz Phair
- Lost Weekend / Lloyd Cole & The Commotions
- First Picture Of You / Lotus Eaters
- I Broke My Saw / Love Tractor
- Naked Eye / Luscious Jackson
- For Love / Lush
Feb14
This Alphabet in Music, The L’s (Uno)
- Random / Lady Sovereign
- International Dateline / Ladytron
- My Mistakes Were Made for You / The Last Shadow Puppets
- Broken / Late of the Pier
- O Superman (For Massenet) / Laurie Anderson
- Blue Skies / Lavay Smith & Her Red Hot Skillet Lickers
- Tribulations / LCD Soundsystem
- One Lonely Heart / Lene Lovich
- How High The Moon / Les Paul & Mary Ford
- C’est Comme ça / Les Rita Mitsouko
Feb7
This Alphabet in Music, The K’s
- Babooshka / Kate Bush
- Kaleidoscope Machine / Katie Costello
- Kids In America / Kim Wilde
- Back Street Lust feat. Diesler / Kinny
- Smiling / Kitchens Of Distinction
- One Hit / The Knife
- I Beg Your Pardon / Kon Kan
- She Moves In Her Own Way / The Kooks
- Baby / Koop
- Suddenly I See (Live) / KT Tunstall
Feb5
The Shandy. Arch-nemesis of the hangover. Get inside me.
Jan31
This Alphabet in Music, The J’s (Part 2)
- (I Love It When You) Call Me Names / Joan Armatrading
- Hard Times Don’t Bother Me / Joe Higgs
- Party Weekend / Joe “King” Carrasco & The Crowns
- Resonate / John Brown’s Body
- Spiral / John Coltrane
- Both Sides Now (Live) / Joni Mitchell
- She’s Lost Control / Joy Division
- Love Will Tear Us Apart / Joy Division
- A Night Like This (Cover) / Julie Peel
- Quality Control / Jurassic 5
Jan29
Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts?
Jan24
This Alphabet in Music, The J’s (Part 1)
- Got My Favourite / Jack Peñate
- I Want You Back / The Jackson 5
- Absolute Beginners / The Jam
- Beat Surrender / The Jam
- Violet Stars Happy Hunting! (feat. the Skunks) / Janelle Monae
- Quiet Life / Japan
- Virtual Origami 2 / Japanese Telecom
- Led To The Sea / Jenny Owen Youngs
- A Sweet Summer’s Night On Hammer Hill / Jens Lekman
- Mama Said / Jevette
Jan23
Later, 2009. From The Millians Family. Beats sending out a thousand Christmas FSM Festivus cards. Meh. HD version here. If you’re hella bored, you can watch last year’s video as well.
Jan21
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.